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Et·som·ni·a /etˈsämnēə/ noun. 1. A sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered in one’s sleep.

Wee /wē/adjective.  1. Little

It’s tiny-palooza here on Etsomnia™. Once again, I can’t sleep, and this time, I decided to hunt for gratuitously tiny lovelies (and a few teensy tragedies). I can already tell this post is going to be very bad for my bank account. For example, I don’t even have a dog, but I’m sorely tempted to buy one of these.

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Cute animals could sell me nearly anything. I really think car dealerships should just start employing puppies. By Jumahl.

Need the perfect birdhouse to go with your mansion? Have no fear. You will be the envy of all your neighbors with this $1500 avian guesthouse.

This unfortunate creature is billed (see what I did there?) as “Tiny duck named Tot.”

This 2.5″ x 3.5″ seaside painting and easel by ArtForMyLord is so adorable, it is causing me physical pain! (P.S. I bought it!)

Want, want, want this tiny, perfect trillion-cut diamond ring by ArtEmer!

These are working lighter cufflinks by CremedelaCuffs. Would you set your shirts on fire every time you used them? Of course you would. But look how cute!

Felted Christmas WTF. Christmas may be in her heart, but it’s what’s in her head that worries me.

Nope. That’s not a lady bug. It’s the world’s teeniest VW Bug. Damn you, WonderWorks.

This is a Model T Ford pencil sharpener from RecycleBuyVintage. It needs to get onto my desk right feckin now.

A 2″ knitted set. WHY IS THIS A THING???

 

This minuscule skull and crossbones necklace by BasilTheCat is for when you want to be a dainty bad ass.

These teensy toadstools by HinterlandMama boldly straddle the line between wee and twee.

I get the tiny top hat thing, but this one is so ridiculously small, it makes your head look like a beach ball. Also, your wig needs brushing.

But if you want to toughen up your precious toadstools, perhaps this 1″ grim reaper by LBrand is just the thing.