et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered in one’s sleep.
“No spring nor summer beauty hath such grace as I have seen in one autumnal face.” ― John Donne, who should prepare to be disappointed
New York suddenly feels like autumn, and I was in no way done with summer, damnit. So it’s with a heavy heart (and a strong dislike for all things green and orange and mustard) that I bring you this seasonal episode of Etsomnia™, Fail is in the Air.
Below are the triumphs and tragedies I located on my beloved Etsy in the wee hours. As usual, links to the items for sale appear below each picture. For more Etsy fun, check out all my weekly Etsomnia™ posts.
You have managed to amass some pretty epic fails here. Nice work. The vomitous alien scarf creature ranks among my favourite love-to-loathe this season. What were they thinking?
I can’t believe I just went deeper by going to The Fanciful Doll page. They’re really dreadful. I should get one for my desk and see if random drop-bys stop.
September 17, 2014 at 8:36 am
You have managed to amass some pretty epic fails here. Nice work. The vomitous alien scarf creature ranks among my favourite love-to-loathe this season. What were they thinking?
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September 17, 2014 at 10:39 am
Thank yuh. Uh-thank yuh verruh mush.
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September 17, 2014 at 12:07 pm
You started drinking without me!
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September 17, 2014 at 12:39 pm
If only.
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September 17, 2014 at 12:40 pm
And anyway, that was my Elvis impression.
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September 17, 2014 at 12:56 pm
I got that. But I still think you should have taken out the champagne given the work anniversary. I hope someone at least took you out for lunch!
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September 17, 2014 at 1:52 pm
Not that kind of place anymore. That’s okay. I’m self-soothing.
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September 17, 2014 at 2:35 pm
You ordered one of those ugly fall shawls and are twirling it around your fingers as you work? I’m so sorry, I clearly need to come buy you a drink!
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September 17, 2014 at 2:37 pm
Clearly.
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September 17, 2014 at 1:15 pm
Thank you, very interesting and good presentation. Author the best!
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September 17, 2014 at 1:52 pm
Thank you!
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September 17, 2014 at 4:41 pm
I can’t believe I just went deeper by going to The Fanciful Doll page. They’re really dreadful. I should get one for my desk and see if random drop-bys stop.
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September 17, 2014 at 5:08 pm
Like a corporate voodoo doll. You could make a mint if they worked!
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