Two-Finger Tahitian Pearl, Diamond, and Blood Ruby Ring. Infinitely better than brass knuckles, don’t you think?
You know how much I enjoy making fun of the lesser talented souls on Etsy. Well DeMerJewelry is nothing to laugh at. Their designs are dark and brooding and sinister and never silly. They all look like they belong in the jewelry box of an evil king or queen, and I couldn’t want them more. Of course, the prices are similarly well-suited to villains, so I guess I’ll just have to pine for them. I did always feel I had more in common with the evil queens than the sunshiny princesses . . . Nevermind. Just look.
The Most Evil Claddah Ring Ever (my title, not theirs)
Haunted Whaley House Necklace in Palladium, Emeralds, Rubies, and Diamonds
Resplendent Vollmacht Bracelet weighing 1.25 lbs. You read that right. Pounds.
Diamond, sapphire, and grey gold ring, Since when is grey gold a thing, and where do I get some (that doesn’t cost $6K)?
Devils Harp Gothic Men’s Pendant in Black English Silver. Either they’ve discovered a whole lot of new metals or they’re making stuff up. Either way, I want it all.
Edgar Allen Poe Ring. Unquestionably my favorite of theirs, and possibly my favorite piece of jewelry ever!
Black Palladium Ring with “Asylum Influence.” Clever bastards.
5-Carat Baroque Austria Artichoke Engagement Ring. I do, I do, I do!
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December 26, 2014 at 9:39 am
I must compliment the photographer of these stunning works of jewelry art; the person behind the lens is equal to the person at the bench on these works. I know, too well from trying, with little success, to photograph my own work (enamel wall collage) that shiny things demand special camera skill. Superb.
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December 26, 2014 at 1:25 pm
That’s an excellent point! The pictures really are beautiful.
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December 29, 2014 at 11:39 am
Something to shoot for…probably when I’m close to death I’ll be able to afford such covetable things. 😉
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December 29, 2014 at 12:25 pm
I assume I won’t live that long.
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December 29, 2014 at 11:42 am
Oh, PS – I couldn’t find an email address for you so I tweeted you a pic of that Dentz Denim Christmas B*tches sweatshirt. At least I think I did…
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January 16, 2015 at 1:43 pm
These are amazing!
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January 16, 2015 at 2:09 pm
Aren’t they gorgeous! They make me want to become a villain so I can pull them off!
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January 16, 2015 at 5:07 pm
OMG. I want everything on the page. Especially the Claddah.
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January 16, 2015 at 5:44 pm
The two-finger ring did me in! Did you look at the prices? If not, don’t.
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January 16, 2015 at 5:46 pm
I did. If I had over 12k to drop on a ring IDK what I would do! Can you IMAGINE!
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January 16, 2015 at 8:01 pm
All the time
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January 16, 2015 at 8:05 pm
I can’t even. But I can WISH! haha!
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August 8, 2018 at 4:51 pm
Hot damn, thanks kindly! Wish I had known about this back when it was made but a client brought it to my attention and I’m so glad they did. Thanks again and come on back to see aome of the new stuff that’s come out in the intervening years.
-Deric @ DeMer
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August 8, 2018 at 5:26 pm
What a pleasure to hear from you! I’m very glad you liked it. I still dream about your jewelry…
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August 8, 2018 at 5:32 pm
OMG that absinthe spoon… I’m tempted to rob a bank.
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