Goats are all the rage this season.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
In April, I published an edition of Etsomnia™ called “Picture This,” which was an exploration of photographs for sale on our favorite website. Today, I’d like to delve a little deeper into the fashion photography section. The term fashion, in this case, is maybe being used a bit loosely.
As usual, links to the items for sale appear below each picture. For more Etsy fun, check out all my weekly Etsomnia™ posts.
I’ve attended a few poker games where a gas mask would have been a great idea. (That’s right, cigar smokers, I’m talking to you.) By Cesar237Art
No, no, no. You’re supposed to throw it up against the wall to see if it’s done.
NSFW tree branch.
That’s not ladylike.
Even though her legs are closed, I can still see her pussy.
That is not how you use a corkscrew.
I’ve seen what models eat, and it’s not typically bigger than their heads.
Nothing to see here. Just Rachel Dratch and Evan Rachel Wood playing Nurse Ratched.
Cyndi Lauper looks like hell!
“High Heel Shoe” by CheeseCurlArt, who has never seen a high heel. Or a shoe. They also sell this, BTW
Never leave a Sphynx cat alone in a vintage clothing store. By RikkiVanCamp
“You know what this outfit is missing? A white clown wig!” said no fashion stylist ever.
I used to love sales. Used to.
I’ll bet she never pulls a muscle trying to put on tights after a shower.
The real challenge when playing Steampunk Twister is keeping your pretentious hat from falling off.
Hopscotch: you’re doing it wrong.
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August 20, 2015 at 7:41 am
I chortled so much I choked on my cup of tea. I had to show some of the images to my kids. Their response was “What the hell?” If small kids feel that way then adults ought to know better.
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August 20, 2015 at 8:44 am
How funny! I definitely didn’t think of this as child friendly. They must be very mature children!
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August 20, 2015 at 8:57 am
Ha! Well I showed them the pictures without the captions and just a selection of the photos. They wanted to know why I was laughing so much. I had to share the chuckles. My kids are pretty mature when it comes to handling imagery. They’ve grown up with me drawing nudes and having an interest in the history of sideshow freaks. They liked the cats heads spliced onto human torsos best.
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August 20, 2015 at 10:29 am
Those were pretty great. They sound like awesome kids!
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August 20, 2015 at 10:39 am
I think so. 🙂
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August 20, 2015 at 8:58 am
Nice post. Follow http://www.glamourandshe.com for the fashion updates 💋
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August 20, 2015 at 11:17 am
OMG It is rare when I just cannot pick a “most hilariously ridiculous”! 😀
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August 20, 2015 at 11:47 am
They were all pretty bad this week.
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August 20, 2015 at 11:48 am
…So bad, yet so so GOOD!
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August 20, 2015 at 12:17 pm
🙂
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August 20, 2015 at 1:05 pm
Oh my. This is my new favourite etsomnia post. How do you not pee your pants when selecting contents for these posts?
Great opener with the goat at least for me. The MT has a goat obsession since a billy at the race track head butted him last year. I may never hear the end of it. He recently chatted with said goat and insisted billy apologized. Erm… Suffice to say the mere sight of a goat evokes laughter in my home!
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August 20, 2015 at 1:15 pm
Love it! Plus Apologetic Goat would be a pretty good band name!
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August 20, 2015 at 2:44 pm
Agreed! You and I should be in charge of the band name dept. 😉
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August 20, 2015 at 2:13 pm
These photos are downright scary. Well, the goat is cute and totally upstages the model with her balloons. Hell, the balloons upstage the model. So, people BUY these prints to hang on their walls or something?!?!
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August 20, 2015 at 2:30 pm
Allegedly. I’m having a hard time imagining anyone actually buying them, but some of them must sell, right?
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August 24, 2015 at 11:18 pm
Wowza.
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August 24, 2015 at 11:21 pm
Yep.
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