Super-absorbent Lightdays® Christmas tree – now with wings!
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
It’s the day after Thanksgiving, and it is no longer reasonable for me to grumble about holiday decorations. But even if it’s no longer calendar-appropriate for me to mutter about the timing of the decorations, I can at least get my snark on about the parade of holiday horribles that’s currently stinking up Etsy.
Oh, Etsy. It never disappoints, but I’m proud to say it really came through in the clutch this time. Who knew there were so many inappropriate Christmas-themed bathroom decorations to be found in the bowels of that site? You dug for gold, and it really panned out. Sure, some of the decorations were shitty, but one man’s trash…
So here I sit reading this on my laptop with my cat on my lap . . . and I snorted so loudly at your “What is Santa doing to that reindeer . . .” comment that he (the cat) jumped about a foot off my lap.
November 27, 2015 at 11:20 am
Ha! The French Bulldog ornamentis looks like it has a pile of poop on his head.
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November 27, 2015 at 11:53 am
I couldn’t think of what to say about it to sufficiently state how awful the thing is.
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November 27, 2015 at 1:38 pm
It is pretty awful… Lol
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November 27, 2015 at 11:34 am
Etsomnia was well worth the wait…I’m still laughing at Pooh-Dolph (I’m easily amused).
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November 27, 2015 at 11:54 am
If someone actually hung that on their tree, can you imagine what the rest of that tree would look like?
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November 27, 2015 at 11:39 am
Oh, Etsy. It never disappoints, but I’m proud to say it really came through in the clutch this time. Who knew there were so many inappropriate Christmas-themed bathroom decorations to be found in the bowels of that site? You dug for gold, and it really panned out. Sure, some of the decorations were shitty, but one man’s trash…
I’ll stop.
After I share this.
https://www.etsy.com/listing/247707973/stink-stank-stunk-embroidered-toilet?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=christmas%20bathroom%20decorations&ref=sr_gallery_12
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November 27, 2015 at 11:55 am
You got me. That’s hilarious! Hope you had a good Thanksgiving!
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November 27, 2015 at 12:55 pm
Really an awful collection Donna 🙂
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November 27, 2015 at 1:05 pm
Thank you! I tried!
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November 27, 2015 at 3:22 pm
I’m married to someone who would LOVE the shotgun shell wreath. I am not going to tell him about it.
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November 27, 2015 at 4:08 pm
Don’t. I would hate to contribute to that finding a good home.
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November 27, 2015 at 3:23 pm
I have also seen an olive picker made from a fork. Only 1 prong uncurled. It looks like the single-fingered salute. Guess which one?
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November 27, 2015 at 4:09 pm
Let me think . . . Love that idea.
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November 27, 2015 at 11:36 pm
So here I sit reading this on my laptop with my cat on my lap . . . and I snorted so loudly at your “What is Santa doing to that reindeer . . .” comment that he (the cat) jumped about a foot off my lap.
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November 27, 2015 at 11:52 pm
(Hooray!) My apologies to kitty.
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November 29, 2015 at 1:51 am
I kind of like the zombie tree topper. And those angels look a bit like zombies too. Perhaps a zombie theme this year?!
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November 29, 2015 at 1:55 am
If zombie is your holiday decoration theme, then Etsy will DEFINITELY not disappoint.
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