Let’s be optimistic. Perhaps it says “Surprise my coconut“.
In May of 2014, I posted about a truly funny blog I’d discovered called Terrible Real Estate Photos. While compiling my 3rd bloggiversary article, I came across that post and thought I’d check our their recent stuff. Their newer posts and, more to the point, their captions, were so screamingly funny, I couldn’t resist an update!
As horrific as the photos are, it’s the captions that keep me coming back. You’re going to love these!
Even today’s most advanced digital cameras are vulnerable to what is known as “idiot finger“.
“Y’know, our new neighbors never wave back”
Brand new, 52″ flatscreen window.
Certainly Sir. Top floor, door at the end of the hall. No need to knock.
Last week I found a sell-by-date in Roman numerals.
The worse Steve’s constipation got, the more equipment he needed.
Is it just me Elizabeth, or was there an extra ingredient in those scones?
If separated from the mother too early, young fire extinguishers can struggle to adapt.
Script idea: Marie Antoinette travels to the 1990s and moves in with a monkey pirate.
We don’t recommend hanging around for the second movement.
In real estate photography this is known as a Partial Gastric Eclipse.
Before you invite Grandma round, we need to talk hedges.
A rare chance to own the opening scene from 12 different horror movies.
Turns out they don’t use the woods after all.
This Christmas, turn your house into an actual advent calendar.
I have committed to spending part of every day looking for at least one beautiful thing, and sharing what I find with you lovelies!
March 4, 2017 at 7:30 am
Luv this lol great finds
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March 4, 2017 at 9:30 am
Aren’t they hysterical? Such great captions.
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March 4, 2017 at 8:14 am
😅😅😅
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March 4, 2017 at 9:31 am
Had you like them!
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March 4, 2017 at 9:12 am
Let’s be optimistic… 😀
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March 4, 2017 at 9:31 am
I know. That one really did me in.
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March 4, 2017 at 11:23 am
Hilarious!! 😀
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March 4, 2017 at 12:27 pm
They really are!
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March 4, 2017 at 1:22 pm
“We don’t recommend hanging around for the second movement.” AND “Turns out they don’t use the woods after all.” are two of my favorites but then I really do have a ‘potty mind’. THANX for the laughs Donna and a laugh is One Beautiful Thing. giggle giggle giggle ~~dru~~
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March 4, 2017 at 5:10 pm
Laughs are my favorite beautiful things!
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March 4, 2017 at 1:26 pm
Yep, laughing and laughing. Second movement photo is the one that hit me the hardest!! I did like the rabbit at the piano too.
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March 4, 2017 at 5:11 pm
They are brilliant people!
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March 4, 2017 at 1:35 pm
Oh, and hedges, OMG!!!
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March 4, 2017 at 5:13 pm
Can you believe those thing? That can’t have been accidental.
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March 4, 2017 at 2:32 pm
Oh my goodness. The image of the bicycle in dank and murky surroundings was probably less likely to be the scene of a horror movie than so many of the other images. What on earth were people thinking a) letting the properties get into this state and b) taking promotional photographs when still in that state? The kitchen filled with trash actually made me judder.
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March 4, 2017 at 5:14 pm
That was terrifying. You could actually smell it!
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March 4, 2017 at 2:49 pm
OMG – this is hilarious!!
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March 4, 2017 at 5:14 pm
They’re very talented people!
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March 4, 2017 at 3:14 pm
Reblogged this on Third Time Lucky! and commented:
I’ve looked at lots of property for sale recently, so when I saw this, I just had to reblog it!
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March 4, 2017 at 3:55 pm
Still catching my breath! So funny.
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March 4, 2017 at 7:49 pm
They really are!
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March 4, 2017 at 5:32 pm
“Is it just me Elizabeth, or was there an extra ingredient in those scones?” I nearly fell out of my chair laughing at that! Thanks!
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March 4, 2017 at 7:50 pm
That Elizabeth is such a scamp!
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March 5, 2017 at 2:39 am
I like the first one best of all – because I read the caption first it took a while to read the obvious!
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March 5, 2017 at 9:41 am
Ha! That was a fun surprise, wasn’t it?
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March 6, 2017 at 8:00 pm
I’m laughing so hard I think I hurt myself. OMG!
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March 6, 2017 at 8:36 pm
They really are awesomely funny!
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March 11, 2017 at 1:30 pm
😅😅😅
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March 11, 2017 at 1:47 pm
Those are some very funny people!
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March 17, 2017 at 7:35 am
OMG this is the first one of these I’m seeing and it’s SO AMAZING! 😀
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March 17, 2017 at 8:45 am
They’re hysterical. Reading them on the subway, I kept hooting. Finally had to put them away until I could make weird noises without getting strange looks!
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April 13, 2017 at 6:59 pm
😂😂😂 love all of them! Still giggling!
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April 13, 2017 at 9:54 pm
So funny!
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June 26, 2017 at 1:51 pm
These are hilarious!
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June 26, 2017 at 2:25 pm
They really are!
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July 19, 2017 at 11:49 am
The bear photo is the funniest to me! I’m working with a real estate client right now to improve her photography skills of properties she has for sale.
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July 19, 2017 at 4:51 pm
How bad is she? Maybe you can submit her photos to the blog…
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July 29, 2017 at 10:22 am
The captions are priceless.
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July 29, 2017 at 1:06 pm
They really are!
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August 18, 2017 at 9:53 am
OMG so glad I found your post (again) Donna, I need to repost to attach to my ‘rental home’ post… this is perfect!
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August 18, 2017 at 10:06 am
Fun! Will you post a link to your post so we can all see it?
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August 18, 2017 at 12:55 pm
http://www.lauramcdaniel.com/rental-home-nightmare/
Thank you again Donna!
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August 18, 2017 at 9:54 am
Reblogged this on .
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