Last year, I did a post of parenting Tweets, but when I spotted this list, I knew it was time for an update. Those amazing people over at Bored Panda have been gathering the best parenting tweets of 2017, and they’re absolutely killing it. There are currently 52 pages of them, and the hits just keep on coming.
Enjoy!
July 21, 2017 at 6:53 am
These made me laugh out loud. Very embarrassing since I was reading them in bed and trying not to wake up Len… I sounded like I was having some kind of fit.
You rock. Thanks for starting out my day with silly, uncontrollable giggles!
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July 21, 2017 at 7:10 am
That is a great mental picture. ACLEA is next week, so I’m missing you extra. Hug your people for me!
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July 21, 2017 at 7:03 am
Ouch my side is hurting from hard laughter after reading some of those. Hal
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July 21, 2017 at 7:10 am
They really are great! I had a similar malady when I found them!
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July 21, 2017 at 7:10 am
Loved this post. Still laughing and thinking back to when my kids were little.
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July 21, 2017 at 7:11 am
It’s a good feeling!
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July 21, 2017 at 9:58 am
Cracking up as they bring me back to my own kids and more than my fair share of humiliation 😂
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July 21, 2017 at 1:19 pm
Exactly. What would parenthood be without humiliation?
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July 21, 2017 at 1:30 pm
Oh yes, at Open House what does my son write about? Mommy taking him to the dog track with uncle R and his deaf hubby that reads lips but they aren’t his uncles by blood because moms been married twice. Teacher obviously wasn’t expecting him to read his paper in front of us! I really looked like parent of the year! Then my daughter drew a picture of me where the mole in my chin took up the majority of my face but certainly was in competition for the yellow crayola colored hair … with the black roots showing! Love kids honesty!!😂
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July 21, 2017 at 3:10 pm
That’s fantastic! Though it doesn’t feel like it when it’s happening, those are the best moments.
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July 21, 2017 at 3:13 pm
Never forget them for sure!😂
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July 21, 2017 at 12:10 pm
This post needs a Not Safe disclaimer: Not Safe to Read While Eating or Drinking! Just about nearly sprayed my computer screen with my lunch! 😀 BOL!
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July 21, 2017 at 1:20 pm
Hooray!
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July 21, 2017 at 1:47 pm
Hilarious. And just so much truth. I could absolutely identify with the majority of these.
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July 21, 2017 at 3:42 pm
I figured these would be up your alley!
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July 22, 2017 at 6:24 pm
Hahaha! These are so true! Gave me a good laugh and relief to know I’m not alone!
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July 22, 2017 at 7:10 pm
Exactly! That one about keeping other parents from judging you made me cringe and laugh in equal measure!
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July 24, 2017 at 11:55 am
Loved reading your tweets on parenting funnies.Thanks for the post. I’m single but I see my see my sisters who are parents. Liked tweet about the game called paying bills. Does anyone ever really win that game?
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July 24, 2017 at 12:49 pm
I’ve certainly never won it!
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July 24, 2017 at 6:21 pm
Me either.
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July 23, 2017 at 3:23 pm
LOL!
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July 23, 2017 at 4:14 pm
Aren’t they fantastic? Still making me laugh.
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July 24, 2017 at 6:47 pm
Oh, very funny!
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July 24, 2017 at 7:47 pm
They really are.
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