Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Have you seen these terrible things? Last week, this picture suddenly popped up everywhere alongside the story of how retailer Carmar Denim is selling these drafty disasters at $168 per pair. When I first spotted them, I thought I was suffering a daytime attack of Etsomnia™! Then when I checked out the retailer’s website, I realized they were sold out of the idiotic things. How is this possible?
This made me wonder what other hilariously cut up clothing could be found on my favorite shopping website. Not to be outdone, Etsy of course rose to the challenge. Thank goodness! All’s once again right with the world. There are budget knock-offs, of course, plus plenty of other cut out offerings from things that cover to things that definitely don’t. And let’s not forget that even when the cut up clothing thing is done well, we can’t all be Beyoncé.
For more Etsy fun, check out all my weekly Etsomnia™ posts!
May 10, 2018 at 6:06 am
YourEmbarassingUncle! Snicker.
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May 10, 2018 at 7:09 am
When I was growing up, our neighbors had that uncle. He was rough.
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May 10, 2018 at 6:46 am
I like the shredded denim skirt and the angel wing tshirt. But the rest… not so much. Thanks for the great post! 🙂
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May 10, 2018 at 7:10 am
Thank you! It’s amazing the lengths people will go to just to show some skin!
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May 10, 2018 at 8:19 am
Wild and creative!
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May 10, 2018 at 1:44 pm
That’s a nice way of putting it!
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May 10, 2018 at 11:39 am
If you slice it to shreds, they will come?
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May 10, 2018 at 1:44 pm
But will they, though? Will they?
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May 10, 2018 at 12:51 pm
Agreed. Those hideous britches are definitely right up there with the worst Etsy items you have ever showcased. These garments prove that it is not always the case that less means more.
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May 10, 2018 at 1:45 pm
A very fair point. Etsy thrives on a nifty balance of too much and too little.
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May 10, 2018 at 4:09 pm
What is it with some people? Maybe I’ll stop mending jeans and start selling them.
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May 10, 2018 at 9:31 pm
Hahaha! You’re the best.
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May 10, 2018 at 11:01 pm
Haha! The first one is crazy! It’s like do you wanna wear pants or not?????????
-Brian M.
Brevenchy.wordpress.com
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May 11, 2018 at 12:04 am
Exactly! In or out?
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May 10, 2018 at 11:39 pm
I hate to admit it, but I found the first two pictures quite sexy.
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May 11, 2018 at 12:07 am
I guess if easy access is your thing, they could be fun. Personally, I prefer to air my, um, differences in private…
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May 12, 2018 at 4:01 pm
The only reason I didn’t click the Like button is that I don’t like any of these. No reflection on you, of course.
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May 12, 2018 at 5:57 pm
Fair enough, and very kind of you to say so!
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May 15, 2018 at 7:07 pm
Excuse me, I – I think I’m gonna be s–
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May 15, 2018 at 7:50 pm
Sorry/not sorry.
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May 15, 2018 at 8:10 pm
😂😂😂
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May 15, 2018 at 7:18 pm
I’m late to this party, and perhaps that’s for the best. I seem to have officially become an grumpy old lady just looking at these!
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May 15, 2018 at 7:51 pm
Welcome to the club!
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