You know if you put a bow on it, the boys are just going to try to unwrap it. Maybe.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
I haven’t done an Etsomnia™ piece about prom in a few years, so it seemed like it was time. Prom has long been one of those wonderful, terrible traditions that bring out both the best of fashion and the worst of it. There’s no easier way to determine a person’s vintage than by getting a look at their prom photos. They’re typically a perfect snapshot of the era in which they were held. Why do teens try so hard to be fashionable? Don’t they know that years later, when their children inevitably get a hold of the pictures, the classics will be infinitely less embarrassing?
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“Not your daddy’s camo.” That’s true. My father rarely goes strapless. He hasn’t got the arms for it.
Etsy makers have to quit using ‘Bohemian’ as an excuse to stick ugly shit together.
While it’s a big much for prom, I can’t help but admire this Victorian-style gown by SecretTimes
I feel like this was worn by the ugly girl in Romy & Michelle’s High School Reunion.
Unless you’re attending a prom at a clown college, this “romantic” skirt is a hard no.
YOUNG LADY, YOU MARCH RIGHT BACK UP THOSE STAIRS AND PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!!
If fathers of teenage girls were designing prom dresses…
The description suggests this ruffled jabot would be a fun replacement for a bow tie on a young man. I love the idea, but I hope it comes with a bodyguard.
Here’s a first. Looks like a dress with a skin disease.
These awful things were very popular in the ’70s and ’80s. We called them “Gunne Sux.”
On the bright side, she’s not going to come home morepregnant…
And finally, what prom look would be complete without a hideous wrist corsage? You, like me, may have thought this terrible tradition was over, but nope. Still happening.
I love the African print dress and love the colour of the purple-blue and red dress but otherwise I am not keen on any of these dresses. I am not, however, the best judge of such things given I have no fashion sense and never attended a prom (it not being a thing in Scotland back in my day). Once when I was in my last year of HS and going out for the evening with friends, my Dad accused me of looking like Oscar Wilde. That probably tells you all you need to know about how I would have looked on prom night.
Ha ha! Glad to have amused. When other dads might have complained about their daughters being dressed too skimpily, my dad was shaking his head in despair at all my layers of velvet and brocaded silk. Ha ha!
June 7, 2018 at 7:16 am
.Well…..Cher’s prom days are long gone …LOL One or two are perfect designs but for a prom? NO!
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June 7, 2018 at 8:36 am
Poor Cher…
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June 7, 2018 at 8:45 am
I love Thursday mornings! Clown college comment was perfect!!
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June 7, 2018 at 10:15 am
Thank you! I liked that one, too
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June 7, 2018 at 1:00 pm
I love the African print dress and love the colour of the purple-blue and red dress but otherwise I am not keen on any of these dresses. I am not, however, the best judge of such things given I have no fashion sense and never attended a prom (it not being a thing in Scotland back in my day). Once when I was in my last year of HS and going out for the evening with friends, my Dad accused me of looking like Oscar Wilde. That probably tells you all you need to know about how I would have looked on prom night.
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June 7, 2018 at 1:03 pm
I’ll have you know that Oscar Wilde story nearly resulted in my untimely end! (Stupid grapes in the windpipe). Hilarious.
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June 7, 2018 at 2:37 pm
Ha ha! Glad to have amused. When other dads might have complained about their daughters being dressed too skimpily, my dad was shaking his head in despair at all my layers of velvet and brocaded silk. Ha ha!
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June 7, 2018 at 4:33 pm
Wildly entertaining.
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June 7, 2018 at 6:14 pm
Oh my. I’m SO glad I didn’t have kids. So I don’t have to go through the whole prom thing. I like looking at other people’s kids doing it though.
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June 7, 2018 at 7:43 pm
From a safe distance. Smart lady!
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June 7, 2018 at 9:03 pm
Clown college :::snicker::: Crumpled tissue :::snicker::: More pregnant :::snicker::: I believe I owned one or two of those Gunne Sux dresses!
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June 7, 2018 at 9:37 pm
Very glad you liked it! Those Gunne Sax things were so damned ugly, and I can only remember unfortunate-looking girls wearing them. Poor dears.
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June 7, 2018 at 9:09 pm
You’ve captured the entire ethos with this: “Etsy makers have to quit using ‘Bohemian’ as an excuse to stick ugly shit together.” LOL!!
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June 7, 2018 at 9:38 pm
It’s wishful thinking on my part. Bohemian should not be code for unwearable!
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June 7, 2018 at 9:12 pm
Awesome comments. I laughed hard and loud.
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June 7, 2018 at 9:39 pm
Thank you! That’s a real compliment.
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