Etsom·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
(Item above by Scout and Forge.)
This weekend, I become eligible for retirement! That doesn’t mean I’m actually retiring, but it’s nice to know it’s at least an option. I was looking back at my birthday post last year, and reading the comments, I came across this gem from my virtual bestie. It made me laugh hard (again).
“What a treat to have an Etsomnia post that is chock full of delightful, beautiful things without any tat or craft stash and hot glue horrors.”
-Laura, A Pict in PA
She’s not wrong, so here, once again, is a post full of all the idiotic things I’d buy myself if I was acquisitive and loaded. (I’m not loaded.) I have been saving for my retirement for quite a while, but the one thing that could derail the plan is irresponsible shopping, so I will have to resist all of the ridiculous, unnecessary, impractical, obscenely-extravagant, gratuitously-fabulous, over-the-top, silly things I definitely don’t need in today’s Etsomnia! Be warned: since my goal is to resist temptation, everything I’m listing today is way out of my budget.
For more Etsy fun (or should I say tat, craft stash, and hot glue horrors…), check out all my weekly Etsomnia™ posts!
October 17, 2019 at 6:43 am
I was part-way through reading that familiar comment before I realised it was my words. Ha ha! I apparently need more caffeine than tea provides. As you might expect, given our tastes crossover so strongly, most of the items on your wish list would also feature on mine. I especially love the kimono, the opal ring, and the opticians sign. My husband and kids would love that Star Wars room. If karma works at all then you deserve all the beautiful things your heart desires for sending out such uplifting and inspiring blog content into the universe each day.
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October 17, 2019 at 7:33 am
You are a lovely woman and whatever I’m paying you, it’s not enough. Thank you for inspiring today’s post! XO
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October 17, 2019 at 8:11 am
Laura does have a way with words. She ‘rocks’,I think that is the way kids talk today???
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October 17, 2019 at 10:08 am
I just adore you, Beverly.
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October 17, 2019 at 8:22 am
I couldn’t say it any better. I would be lost without Donna. My wife passed over ten years ago. Even if she was still alive, she would never wear it but I felll in love with the violet dress. WOW — Hal
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October 17, 2019 at 10:10 am
Oh, Hal, you’re so sweet to me. I’ll bet your wife would have loved that dress!
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October 17, 2019 at 1:54 pm
Donna is a gem. I am glad she brightens your days as she brightens mine.
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October 17, 2019 at 4:33 pm
Oh, you…
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October 17, 2019 at 7:48 am
That canoe… I have seen pics of where you live and I’m pretty sure you need it!
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October 17, 2019 at 10:08 am
I know. I’m especially tempted because when we weren’t in it, it is beautiful enough to hang on the wall!
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October 17, 2019 at 8:12 am
Yes..several of these would be on my list if I could afford a list.
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October 17, 2019 at 10:09 am
I’m glad you liked them! I have no good reason to own any of them, but I think they’re all delish! (Especially that optometrist’s sign.)
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October 17, 2019 at 8:24 pm
Welcome to the possibilities of retirement! After almost two months, I highly recommend it. And really, truly you do need the canoe. Or at least the egret stained glass . . .
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October 17, 2019 at 9:56 pm
Happily, I can’t afford either…
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