Etsom·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Today’s subject is a heated topic in our house. Beloved keeps expressing an interest in getting a fanny pack, and I keep vetoing the idea. (Beloved just said, “Honey, I’m joking. Most of the time.”) I can’t get behind them. (See what I did there?) They’re just plain tragic. I get that they’re “in” right now, but that doesn’t mean they’re in any way flattering or attractive. It doesn’t help that this is not an area to which I wish to call attention.
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Wow! I just got some fabulous crafting ideas! I knew I was holding onto those old jeans for a reason!
“I would like an extra roll around my midsection” said no woman, ever. I have, however, seen squared leather “belt purses” that were actually a bit tempting….
It is currently in storage but I have a garden tool belt that is similar. I did like the one by HimalayaHandmadeLLC blue on black. But it is the only one that I liked. Humm does Donna want all of us to not like any of them? So she can point out that nobody liked any of them?
Yep. Millennials are wandering the earth, sporting these dumb things NON-IRONICALLY. Yuck. (Apologies to any millennials with good taste who know better)
These are all awful! I have a forest green hemp “fanny pack” that I pull out for music festivals so I don’t need to carry a purse. It’s not my fave look but it’s practical.
December 3, 2020 at 7:11 am
Reblogged this on silverapplequeen and commented:
Wow! I just got some fabulous crafting ideas! I knew I was holding onto those old jeans for a reason!
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December 3, 2020 at 7:25 am
“I would like an extra roll around my midsection” said no woman, ever. I have, however, seen squared leather “belt purses” that were actually a bit tempting….
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December 3, 2020 at 10:29 am
Agreed! If I had a waist, that is, which I currently do not.
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December 3, 2020 at 7:41 am
OMG again
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December 3, 2020 at 10:30 am
Happy Thursday!
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December 3, 2020 at 11:47 am
😎
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December 3, 2020 at 10:32 am
It is currently in storage but I have a garden tool belt that is similar. I did like the one by HimalayaHandmadeLLC blue on black. But it is the only one that I liked. Humm does Donna want all of us to not like any of them? So she can point out that nobody liked any of them?
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December 3, 2020 at 11:26 am
I’m thinking this is Donna’s ‘secret Santa’ list.
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December 4, 2020 at 11:18 am
Only for people I hate.
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December 4, 2020 at 11:17 am
That last bit made my head hurt. I am all for tool belts (and have one myself), just don’t wear it to the club…
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December 3, 2020 at 11:16 am
Crazy..one thing I do not need is extra around my waist.
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December 4, 2020 at 11:18 am
Exactly!!! Thank you.
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December 3, 2020 at 11:27 am
Do people really buy these? Even as a joke…..what a waste of $$$!
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December 4, 2020 at 11:18 am
Absolutely correct!
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December 3, 2020 at 7:26 pm
Fanny packs are “in”? In what world do you live (and I know where you live)??? No. NO. NONONONONO!!!
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December 4, 2020 at 11:19 am
Yep. Millennials are wandering the earth, sporting these dumb things NON-IRONICALLY. Yuck. (Apologies to any millennials with good taste who know better)
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December 4, 2020 at 2:26 am
Hilarious!😂🤣
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December 4, 2020 at 11:19 am
They’re so terrible, they’re almost wonderful! (No they’re not. I hate them.)
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December 6, 2020 at 3:05 pm
These are all awful! I have a forest green hemp “fanny pack” that I pull out for music festivals so I don’t need to carry a purse. It’s not my fave look but it’s practical.
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December 6, 2020 at 6:57 pm
I guess you’re allowed… xo
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