As I have for the last few Superbowl Sundays, I watched this completely brilliant video a number of times today, and I realized I had never shared it with you lovelies. So here it is.

Non-sports fans, I suspect this is not an accurate explanation of how football actually works.

Sports fans, this is what football looks like to the rest of us.

And just for the record, Madonna put on a much better (and more adult-appropriate) half-time show than Katy Perry, who seems to have designed her entire act after this nonsense.

Without any further ado, here’s my favorite sports video of all time (followed by my second favorite):

And here’s Bad Lip Reading’s hilarious NFL 2015 video:

See? I can be sporty, too!