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Monthly Archives: July 2016
Wunder-Kind

E. Douglas Wunder
Mobile Provider

ZooToys
Etsomnia™ 100: Quite a Few of My Favorite Things
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) Continue reading
Hanging Out on Boyce Avenue

Boyce Avenue
For the Love of Audrey
“As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others.” – Audrey Hepburn
State of Mime

America’s Got Talent (and tape!)
Living at the Mall

Photo by Ben Jacobsen
Flower Power
“Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds you plant.” -Robert Louis Stevenson
Pit Bulls in Flowers

Sophie Gamand
Etsomnia™ 99: Exotica

The materials listed for these shorts are leather and exotic. They forgot to mention the main material, ugly.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
“Cute? Baby ducks are cute, I HATE cute! I want to be exotic!” -Annie Savoy in Bull Durham
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The Pits!!

Viking Ship Firepit by ImagineMetalArt
Oh, dear.
During my commute this morning, I was sitting adjacent to a couple who may have been overserved last night. Their conversation immediately brought to mind one of my favorite Dorothy Parker short stories. I’m thrilled that I was able to find it for you. Enjoy!
Sense of Style

René Gruau
Shiny!

Spencer Susser and Daniel Campos
You may think that your clothes have no life without you, but you’d be surprised . . .
Mer-Moms

Barruntando
Much Loved

Pink Teddy looks like I feel. Photo and caption above by Mark Nixon
It’s hard to believe I’m writing another one of these awful notes, and only a week after the last one. I don’t recognize this world. I don’t know where all this hate and violence is coming from. Leaving the analysis and problem solving to bigger brains than mine, I’m going to just keep on keeping on with the beautiful things and hope that some day soon we don’t need them quite so much. Wishing us all better days. ❤
Etsomnia™ 98: D.I.Why?

D.I.Y. embroidery kit. Do you know what else starts with N? Nope.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Cover Girl

Billye Donya Photography