*Insert deity of choice
**According to Twitter
Happy Summer Solstice!
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et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered in one’s sleep.
“Thanks, I’d rather just have coal.”
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*Because Cocksicles is never going to catch on.