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Etsomnia™ 249: Wishing You a Minimalist Holiday
Etsom·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Continue readingEtsomnia™ 248: Ornamental?
Etsom·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Continue readingMister Christmas
The Festival of Nine Lessons and Carols
Kicking Season
It’s Christmas week, so my posts are going to be on the brief side to give me more time with my people, but don’t worry. They may be short, but they’ll still be sweet!
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Etsomnia™ 206: Christmas Stalkings
This is listed as “outdoorsy.” I don’t know about that, but I agree that I wouldn’t want it inside my house.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week. Continue reading
Etsomnia™ 205: Crappy Holidays
This combination of hot glue, desperation, and card stock “can be used as an ornament for years to come!” Or you could just kill it with fire. Your call.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week. Continue reading
The Christmas Story . . . Kind Of
Crosby for Christmas
Not Today, Santa!
The Lady Killers*
Master of Christmas Disguise
Michael Gump/@Bobbugs
Etsomnia™ 164: Dreck the Halls
“You know what this tree is missing? A legless duckface baby with disco eye shadow” said no one ever
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week. Continue reading
Etsomnia™ 162: You’ve Got Mail
[insert deity here] bless us all, everyone! By sweetperversion
Office Grab Bag Gifts (That Won’t Get You Hauled Into H.R.)
Office gift giving is hard Continue reading
2017 Holiday Gift Guide – the Super-Specific Edition
I know. You’re still trying to get the glitter from your Halloween costume out of your eyebrows, and here I am, hitting you with holiday nonsense. But we now shop in a truly global marketplace, and shipping time can be upward of 6 weeks, so I figured we’d better get started. And anyway, nothing gets glitter out of eyebrows but time, so you may as well check this out while you wait. Continue reading
Christmas Commercials for Beginners
Warning: this wonderful commercial from Allegro (Poland’s version of eBay) may cause something to get in your eye. Maybe even in both eyes…
Christmas Time is Here
Daniela Andrade
