Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Vin·tage /ˈvin-tij/ noun. 1. a period in which something was made or was begun. 2. your old crap which you manage to sell to someone else. See also Garbage.
Category Archives: Chutzpah
Repost: Etsomnia™ Volume XXV – Vintage With a Vengance!
Repost: Etsomnia™ Volume 71: Ugly (Christmas) Sweaters
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Repost: On Happiness
10/17/14: Today is my darling departed Mom’s birthday, and she would have loved the heck out of the Pope’s top 10 list. Continue reading
Repost: Bionic Bling!
1/13/15: Forget what you think you know about disability. Continue reading
Repost: Etsomnia™ Volume 78: Fun With Felt
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Repost: Getting Our Drag On
Repost: Playing With Gravity
Repost: YRU Jealous?
This is not my first time talking about shoes. In my defense, one of my dream careers (all of which I have yet to pursue*) is shoe design, so I’m always fascinated by innovative design.
*As I’m getting this one ready to repost while I’m on vacation, I’m happy to report at least I am now pursuing one of my dream jobs! Take that, 2015!
Repost: Go Home, Pinterest, You Are Drunk!
Repost: The Apprentice
Repost: Swan Lake?
Repost: The Funniest Obituaries!
Jewish mothers are a special kind of funny. Continue reading
And Still I Rise
Repost: Medieval Funnies
Repost: Small Hands
Repost: The Lady Killers*
*(A.K.A. How Not to Spouse)
Repost: Commitment to the Bit
A circus friend posted these odd-looking acrobats on his Facebook wall, and I was instantly captivated. Continue reading
Repost: Irreverent A.F.
WARNING: obscenity ahead
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