“On cold winter nights there’s nothing quite like curling up in front of a roaring toilet.”
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Since the last couple of days’ posts were dedicated to 9/11, I decided it was time to lighten the mood.
In May of 2014, I wrote about a photo blog I was really enjoying in Hot Mess for Rent. I then kind of forgot about it. Last night, in search of funny, I happened upon the blog and realized the photos and captions are even more brilliant than they were last time I looked. I decided it needed a follow-up post. F.Y.I., they’re not all bathroom-related, but those are most of my favorites.
Enjoy!
“…and this room’s where we keep all our nonsensical hallucinations.”
“The flush mechanism is elaborate, unorthodox, and spectacular.”
“The first floor bedroom is expected to arrive on the ground floor some time in the next month or so.”
“Progress has been slow, but we’ve been assured he’ll be in the garden by the moving in date.”
“Tuesday night is bath night for the younger pieces of furniture.”
“Some cultures have no word for “matching”.”
“The first floor bedroom is expected to arrive on the ground floor some time in the next month or so.”
“In classical mythology, Cerberus was the demon dog who guarded the entrance to Hades, and was also allowed on the bed.”
“Seriously Graeme, that doesn’t even work in cartoons. Get dressed.”
“Toilet paper is more traditional, and considerably less dangerous.”
“In the ultra-conservative world of soft furnishings, theirs was the love that dared not speak its name.”
“A tragic scene. This is what happens when a smurf bursts.”
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September 12, 2015 at 7:45 am
Some shocking rooms there!
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September 12, 2015 at 9:05 am
That’s putting it mildly!
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September 12, 2015 at 7:53 am
OMG, exploding smurfs! Just what I needed to see today! LOL! Whoever posted these photos must NOT want to sell the property!
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September 12, 2015 at 9:27 am
They’re pretty tragic. I was fascinated that the photographers managed to capture the real essence of these places. In some cases, you could even tell what they smelled like!
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September 12, 2015 at 8:32 am
LOVE LOVE LOVE the pic of the demon dog guarding the entrance to hell…. And I would be in hell if I had to sleep in that room….
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September 12, 2015 at 9:28 am
Yes, demon dog was definitely a stand-out for me, too!
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September 12, 2015 at 10:09 am
Oh my word! I thought I’d seen some terrible properties for sale in my time but these are incredible. For scale, I once looked at a flat where not only was the smell of human remains still evident despite cloying air freshener everywhere but it was still possible to make out the shape of where the rotting remains had lain undiscovered for some weeks on the wooden floor. And that still wasn’t as awful as some of those rooms. Visually anyway. I’m sure I win on smell factor.
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September 12, 2015 at 10:05 pm
I hope you win on the smell factor (which is a terrible television show, by the way)
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September 12, 2015 at 4:54 pm
Your cover bathroom only needs a few things: a bookcase filled with steamy erotica, a flogger or two and some rope. Voila, yummy! ~~ tasha💜
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September 12, 2015 at 10:06 pm
Wow! Good job! You managed to make it worse!
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September 12, 2015 at 6:16 pm
You definitely picked some winners.
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September 12, 2015 at 10:07 pm
Thank you, but I had a lot to work with.
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