Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
This week, I had a completely hilarious conversation with a friend about some of the god-awful bridesmaids’ dresses we’ve each been forced to wear over the years. She won the competition for worst dress hands down, but it got me thinking. Since Etsy always delivers up wonderful disasters when I need them, what must they offer in the way of bridesmaids’ dresses? You will be happy to hear that once again, those special, special folks at Etsy delivered!
Throughout history, brides have shown impeccable taste as they look for the perfect dresses for three-to-twelve of their best friends to proudly parade around in. These very classy brides have been imagining their Special Day for their whole lives, and they go to great lengths to make their biffles look their absolute best.