Looking more like sculpture than clothing, the new 3D-printed high-heeled shoes are nonetheless making their precarious way down runways all over the world. I would characterize the amazing specimens I found both spectacular and lunatic. While I do find most of them beautiful, I would never actually attempt to wear them.
Police: How did she die?
Beloved: She tripped and stabbed herself with her own shoes.
Police: . . .
Beloved: No, really!
I’m great in heels, but even I have my limits, though I might be willing to try these, which claim to be the most comfortable heels ever invented . . .
Oh, and the 3D footwear isn’t limited to humans. Check out Derby and his new kicks!