“That,” thought Muriel,”is the last time I walk through the forest before my eyelash glue is dry.”
Photo: Liam Richardson

“Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I’m a woman’s man: no time to talk…”
Photo: Alison Buttigieg

No matter how many times he watched it, that cat video just killed Cecil.
Photo: Julie Hunt

Okay, sure, maybe Myra could stand to lose an ounce or two, but at least she could still be proud of her thigh gap.
Photo: Julian Rad

Grrrl, oh, no you di’int!
Photo: Monika Carrie

What do you mean you don’t get my costume? I’m Tippi Hedron in “The Birds!” I mean obviously.
Photo: Marc Mol

MOM! MOM! MOM! LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT ME!! MAAHM!!!!
Photo: Mohammed Alnaser

While he was pretty good at getting airborne, Bruce still had trouble retracting his landing gear.
Photo: Charlie Davidson

Trudy loved corn… Om-nom-nom-nom… Suddenly she remembered. Her weigh-in was tonight! Crap!
Photo: Barb D’Arpino

OMG, it was happening! Mary Murphy was laughing and clapping! They were sure to make it to the SYTYCD finals now!
Photo: Toni Dilger

Sissie was so sick of her stupid brothers invading her room. Didn’t they see the keep out sign? She just wanted to be left alone to write in her Nick Jonas journal.
Photo: Graham McGeorge

Egrets; Sylvia had a few.
Photo: Tom Stables