Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.

“If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” Steven Wright

3/15/18: Today, we’re taking a (somewhat cynical) look at Etsy’s plethora of so-called inspirational shit stuff. The well-intentioned, the misguided, the misspelled, the just plain wrong. This junk usually makes me crazy, so today, I vent!

For more Etsy fun, check out all my weekly Etsomnia™ posts!