I am sitting at the desk in my office at 9:30 on a Friday night, surrounded by the clumps of hair I pulled out all week (not really), crumpled tissues (It’s spooky how many tissues I go through in a day), and the takeout container with my half-eaten burrito bowl which is stinking up the joint (can’t the cleaners come collect the garbage already?),  This week was particularly brutal, and I’m feeling spent as I wait for the taxi desk to call with that miracle of modern corporate convenience, a car number. I’m an inert lump of clock-watching misery. And then I think oh, crap. One beautiful thing. ONE GODDAMNED BEAUTIFUL THING!!! And I realize I am actually cheered by the thought.

I am trying to keep this blog happy and lovely, but sometimes the most beautiful thing in my day (other than the people I love, of course) (and glitter) is the thing that makes me laugh the hardest. Today’s OBT is one of those. Behold the best squirrel feeder ever invented.

Car’s here! ‘Night, all!