et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered in one’s sleep.
Me: (to niece) Riley, how old are you?
Riley (with a New York accent): Tewww
In (slightly belated) honor of tiny Native New Yorker Riley’s second birthday, here is an episode of Etsomnia™ dedicated to the kiddies.
Here are the best and worst items for children I stumbled over in the wee hours on Etsy, in no particular order. For more Etsy fun, check out all my weekly Etsomnia™ posts.
(Etsy-addict’s tip: If you do a search for baby mobile on Etsy, you will lose several hours of your life, all the while going squee. No joke. This post took me two days because I got lost in mobile land and couldn’t find my way out. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.)