I need a frock. Let the hilarity ensue.
et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered in one’s sleep.
I need a dress for an event in October, and so I’ve been obsessively hunting around for something that doesn’t resemble a parachute, something flattering, something with a wow factor. Therefore, I’ve been voluntarily exposing myself to both wonderful and cringe-worthy fashion. I thought I would make this episode of Etsomnia™ about my finds, terrific and tragic. Therefore, non-fashion-interested people (for example, most straight men and my wife) may be excused. See you tomorrow.
Below are the results of my rousing game of good dress/bad dress. I’m particularly entertained by what I imagine the Project Runway judges’ reactions. As usual, links to the items for sale appear below each picture. For more Etsy fun, check out all my weekly Etsomnia™ posts.