Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
My friends will tell you that my post-hurricane search for the perfect furniture was so involved and complex and time-consuming, it deserved its own epic poem. For once in my life (because don’t expect this to happen again, damnit), I had the opportunity to find the perfect everything, and I took the search very seriously. In fact, every time I found THE THING, my initial elation was inevitably followed by a little disappointment that that part of the search was over. Eventually, my epic search was done, and Beloved and I both love the results. I’m ridiculously house proud, and I continue to be in love with all our furniture choices.
During my exhaustive search, I found many fan-friggin-tastic tables, some which I am today going to share with you, alongside Etsy’s more tragic table offerings. This week, I’m including a lot of gorgeous stuff here (with only moderate snark)!
As usual, links to the items for sale appear below each picture. For more Etsy fun, check out all my weekly Etsomnia™ posts.