Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
“May Siri be able to decipher your slurred requests for bar locations this St. Patrick’s Day.”
“And may you not throw up in your Uber.” -Me
Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Whether you are part Irish or are, like me, Celt-deficient, you can’t help but be inundated by the wearing of, decorating with, and general waving about of the green. (Unless you’re in the non-touristy parts of Ireland, where it’s a religious holiday rather than an excuse for public debauchery.) I thought today, we’d explore the items advertised on Etsy as being related to St. Pat’s Day, from the clever to the (Etsy) predictable to the unexpected to the inexplicable.
As usual, links to the items for sale appear below each picture. For more Etsy fun, check out all my weekly Etsomnia™ posts.