Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
My friends and I enjoy a cocktail. Don’t get me wrong, we don’t behave like irresponsible 21-year-olds (unless you consider bad dancing irresponsible), and we definitely don’t drink to get drunk, but the carrot at the end of our stick usually takes the form of an ice-cold dirty martini or a great glass of wine. We are therefore very much fans of the paraphernalia of liquor and wine, and Etsy has it in spades. The items run from awesome to awful, with the usual range in between.
As usual, links to the items for sale appear below each picture. For more Etsy fun, check out all my weekly Etsomnia™ posts.