Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
Of all the fashion-related searches I’ve done, and there have been some doozies, this one turned up some of the most appalling items ever. Some were weird, some were confusing, some were janky, some were just plain fugly, but boy-oh-boy, you just won’t believe the pants out there!
(I realized belatedly that I totally forgot to include some pants that I loved, so here’s these!)
For more Etsy fun, check out all my weekly Etsomnia™ posts.