Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Although I am blessed with my wonderful Beloved, I am still mostly annoyed by Valentine’s Day. It’s not that I don’t appreciate romance, and I also think there’s something to be said about loving the one you’re with. It’s just that the holiday always feels fake and forced and desperate and creepy and weird and unsexy. Therefore, I am thoroughly entertained by terrible V-Day gifts. (I am actually legitimately sorry about that last one, but I couldn’t unsee it, and it’s no fun to suffer alone.)
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