“Spring break coat.” More like spring break from reality.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
She seems so happy… So who wants to break it to her that she’s wearing a shower curtain?
I may need one for every day of the week! By JustAsStrangeAsIAm
When I die, would someone please do this to me?
At least you don’t have to worry about stepping in dog poop. Nothing could make these worse!
Even your pets can dress up for spring! By ThePreppyOwl
Spring hat? Maybe if you live in coal country…
Am I fascinated or horrified? I can’t decide.
How did I go this long without knowing that spring gnomes were a thing?!? By SvenskaMara
The maker is clearly a talented leatherworker. It’s a shame her taste is so terrible.
Nope. No idea.
Rose and Honey lollipops? Don’t mind if I do! By LecarreLollipops
The season is often used as an excuse to dress like you’re color blind.
Yes, yes, a million times yes! By my favorite hat maker, ArturoRios
“Spring tunic.” She looks just as confused as I am.
I’m never a big fan of wreaths, but good grief, are those hair extensions?!?
No one will notice those few extra winter pounds if you cover them up with this spring jacket featuring some kind of alien orifice!
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March 21, 2019 at 8:18 am
Well…..Have you ever checked in to see if any of these crazy thing sell? I do like the butterflys.
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March 21, 2019 at 9:17 am
The butterfly hat sold this morning! Some of them do sell, but most of them just languish. My search for “spring” turned up something like 339K items. It’s like my big closet. Somebody needs to clean out Etsy once in a while.
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March 21, 2019 at 11:16 am
What is the Etsy obsession with using doll heads in crafts? At no point in my life, not even when I was a deranged toddler, did I think decorating with doll heads was an acceptable look.
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March 21, 2019 at 1:40 pm
Me too…but theydo a lot that and more in the grunge department.
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March 21, 2019 at 2:47 pm
I think you are being too generous. I think it’s less grunge than garbage.
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March 21, 2019 at 2:47 pm
Oh, you and your good taste…
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March 22, 2019 at 7:08 pm
Alien orifice! I snorted!
PS. Long time reader, love both your beautiful features and your snark!
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March 22, 2019 at 10:50 pm
How kind! Thank you. That’s really nice to hear.
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