Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Since yesterday was the first official day of spring, I thought today was a good day to remind us of all the things we have to look forward to, of the things that make the season so hopeful (and, in some cases, hopeless). Got a little carried away, though. I couldn’t help it. I’m in such a good mood, there’s as much good as there is bad this week!
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