Etsom·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
I believe I have complained before how much I dislike the color orange. My childhood was largely spent in a succession of houses decorated in avocado, brown, orange, and yellow, and I’ve had a terrible opinion of all four colors ever since. I imagine it’s time to get over it, especially since I was pleasantly surprised at the number of non-atrocious orange items I found this week. Alright, orange, maybe I forgive you for being such an eyesore in my otherwise happy childhood.
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