Etsom·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Over the last few years, our wine collection has utterly outgrown the corner where it has always lived, so I’m on the hunt for a solution. The goal is to go from this to this. I’ve found many lovely things and creative solutions, intermingled with a lot of meh, twee, and cutesy items. I think I may have finally found The One, but the hunt has been so much fun, it seemed like a perfect topic for this week’s Etsomnia™!
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If we didn’t need more storage, I’d be all over this one! By EasyForLifeFamilyThis is definitely one of those times you should contact your physician.A little something from the Not OK Corral Collection.Very handsome, but who are these people who have only 3 bottles of wine? By BlisscraftandBrazenI knew ducks were perverts, but this is too far…You had to know there’d be at least one of these signature Etsy moves…This mid-century modern reclaimed steel wine rack insert is so stylish! By BirdloftJust the thing for inclusion in your not-at-all-scary mancave.We get it. You golf.In the right space, this would be an absolute knockout! By RAREUpCycleAnd for my next trick, I’ll make this bottle of wine disappear!Wine bondage. How very 50 Shades of Cabernet.
I like snakes and I don’t like spiders with one exception. I have ONE bottle of wine. It is Manischewitz. I love it when I am eating pasta. I don’t like any “dry” wine. YUCk. Yes, that includes champagne. I did enjoy today’s post and had a B I G smiles at one of them.
I haven’t drunk a beer in the last ten years. Just not an alcohol drinker. But, it does bring back very old memories and my ‘biker’ days. It took Jan about five years to put an end to getting drunk Friday nights. Hal
I do like that mid-century modern one. That appeals to me. I hope you find the perfect storage system for your wine collection. My solution for wine storage, because I drink white wine, is a small wine fridge. My husband bought me one for my birthday a few years ago. It is not at all aesthetically pleasing and it lives in my utility room, which is even less aesthetically pleasing, but it does the job.
We got a wine fridge as a gift years ago, but it turns out I am a total peasant. I like my whites cold and my reds at room temp. The wine fridge made the whites too warm and the reds too cold. You can dress me up, but …
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February 3, 2022 at 8:56 am
No snakes today, thank goodness
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February 3, 2022 at 8:17 pm
I have decided to atone by reposting my trigger creature this weekend. Mea culpa…
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February 5, 2022 at 8:09 am
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February 3, 2022 at 10:12 am
I like snakes and I don’t like spiders with one exception. I have ONE bottle of wine. It is Manischewitz. I love it when I am eating pasta. I don’t like any “dry” wine. YUCk. Yes, that includes champagne. I did enjoy today’s post and had a B I G smiles at one of them.
I haven’t drunk a beer in the last ten years. Just not an alcohol drinker. But, it does bring back very old memories and my ‘biker’ days. It took Jan about five years to put an end to getting drunk Friday nights. Hal
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February 3, 2022 at 8:18 pm
Lol. I can imagine you as a partying biker guy. Love it!
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February 3, 2022 at 1:42 pm
I do like that mid-century modern one. That appeals to me. I hope you find the perfect storage system for your wine collection. My solution for wine storage, because I drink white wine, is a small wine fridge. My husband bought me one for my birthday a few years ago. It is not at all aesthetically pleasing and it lives in my utility room, which is even less aesthetically pleasing, but it does the job.
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February 3, 2022 at 8:21 pm
We got a wine fridge as a gift years ago, but it turns out I am a total peasant. I like my whites cold and my reds at room temp. The wine fridge made the whites too warm and the reds too cold. You can dress me up, but …
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February 3, 2022 at 6:33 pm
As usual, your captions are hilarious. Love you.
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February 3, 2022 at 8:22 pm
I needed that! Blessings on you, my friend!
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