Today, my love and I went to Brighton Beach to explore and take pictures just for you lovelies! Also called “Little Odessa” for the Ukranian city from which many of its residents hail, Brighton Beach is a primarily Russian neighborhood in Brooklyn located on the Atlantic right next to Coney Island. I spent a few months living there thanks to a very kind friend who took me in when I was residentially challenged in 1986. We lived in a 5th floor walk-up with 6 cats: 5 were my roommate’s, 1 was mine. (Upon learning this statistic, a date once pointed out that this was too much pussy for three rooms. Nonetheless, we managed to have fun.)
Though I haven’t been back much since then, I have never forgotten the neighborhood, which really hasn’t changed much since 1986. Nearly all the shop signs are still in Cyrillic, conversations on the streets and in the shops continue to be conducted almost entirely in Russian; the only real difference is that the price tags (for everything except caviar, which is shockingly cheap) are now staggering. I assume if you speak Russian like a native, the prices go down by 75%. Either that, or this is now the most expensive neighborhood in New York.
Aside from the prices, what still strikes you about this neighborhood is the otherness of the culture. Shop windows, in particular, seemed very strange and haphazard. Not at all like most of New York. I was also completely fascinated by the purity of the Russian faces we saw. I have always found Russian features to be very distinctive, and we saw a lot of people today who I think I could have identified as Russian no matter where they were. Today was some great people watching, though I still can’t get up the nerve to ask to take people’s pictures, so I missed photographing the faces I most wanted to capture. I’ll work on that for next time.
If you want to read more about the neighborhood, NYCGO does a good job of describing it. Now, without further ado, here come the visuals!

Every time I tried to take this guy’s picture, he dropped the damned clubs. He wasn’t very happy with me. ©Donna Kramer

So much of the merchandise was floofy-fussy-fancy. I kept wishing I could get a look in someone’s apartment to see whether they actually decorated with this stuff. ©Donna Kramer

Of all the possible I heart t-shirts in the world, I definitely didn’t expect this one. ©Donna Kramer

In case it’s not clear, this sassy house-coat-clad mannequin is proudly clutching a bra-and-boob-shaped purse. ©Donna Kramer

The, um, fashion was what I would call surprising. Don’t miss the fact that they are all wearing crowns of pom poms. The creepy child mannequins were equally bizarre. ©Donna Kramer

I was horrified by the pierced leather boots with open toes in nearly every store window. If this trend is not limited to Brighton, I plan on moving to a yurt until it’s over. ©Donna Kramer

Finally, something I understand! My father brought me Russian nesting dolls from a business trip once, and I’ve loved them ever since. However, while you can purchase them for less than $10 on eBay, the price tag here was $259. Seems legit. ©Donna Kramer

More very Russian items for sale for crazy amounts of money. No, thank you. Just looking. ©Donna Kramer

I thought he looked familiar, but it took me a while. The Ronald Reagan puppet from Phil Collins’ “Land of Confusion” video is exactly what was in my head. Eerie, isn’t it? ©Donna Kramer

























June 8, 2014 at 1:35 am
Really enjoyed that!! And yes!! to the Ronald Reagan puppet!! 😀
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June 8, 2014 at 5:58 am
Fun virtual tour of the place. I enjoyed it.
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June 8, 2014 at 10:33 am
Thank you!
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June 8, 2014 at 8:54 am
Love this!
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June 8, 2014 at 10:35 am
Thank you! Ran into Pinky while we were there, too. It was a good day.
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