et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered in one’s sleep.
“A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.” – P.J. O’Rourke
While casting about for my Etsomnia™ post about neckwear, I encountered so many bizarre hats, I just had to share the wealth. I love a good hat. I look like a complete tool in most of them, but I nonetheless continue to yearn for them and believe (all evidence to the contrary) that out there somewhere is just the chapeau for me. I can tell you I’m pretty sure it’s not among the offerings below.
As usual, the seller’s name below the picture links to the item for sale. For more Etsy fun, check out all my weekly Etsomnia™ posts!