Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
This week’s Etsomnia post is for the moms out there. Those lovely folks over at Etsy really like to make helpful gift suggestions, and per usual, some of the items on their supposedly-curated Mother’s Day gift list are so out there, so terrible, so hilariously off base, I couldn’t resist them.
As usual, links to the items for sale appear below each picture. For more Etsy fun, check out all my weekly Etsomnia™ posts.