Tag Archives: Mother’s Day
All That is Three
Getting Toasted the French Way!
To all the mothers* and to the motherforkers who love them (you know who you are), I wish you a happy Mother’s Day.
*including grandmothers, adoptive mothers, birth mothers, stepmothers, foster mothers, pregnant women, aspiring mothers, mother figures, eldest sisters, and everyone else who cares for little ones.
Pandoring* to My Baser Instincts (*misspelling intentional)
Stupid Pandora. Continue reading
Etsomnia™ Volume XL: Mother’s Day Madness
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)