Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
This week’s Etsy send-up is about the animal kingdom in all its Etsy glory; the beasts of the field, the denizens of the jungle, creatures that crawl and dig and skitter, and even about man’s best friend. (No, not Krispy Kreme donuts. The OTHER best friend.)
As usual, links to the items for sale appear below each picture. For more Etsy fun, check out all my weekly Etsomnia™ posts.
Epilogue: I have to tell you that between last week’s patriotic junk, the previous week’s creepy dolls, and the atrocities below, Etsy’s suggestions for me have taken a turn for the weird. That is all.