Ruched metallic leather. . . something. It wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for the giant flower. And the fact that it needs to be plugged in at night.
Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
The days may still be steamy, but our New York nights are turning chillier, so my thoughts have turned to leather. Leather jackets are one of my favorite things about fall, so I started poking around on Etsy to see what turned up. As usual, Etsy didn’t disappoint. I discovered some beautiful things, and some, you know, other things. But it got me thinking. What other leather items could Etsy cough up?
Leather is tricky. It’s way harder to work with than fabric, and much less forgiving. Some of what I found was trying way too hard, some of them missed the mark, and others looked like Pinterest fails. At least they’re not boring!
As usual, links to the items for sale appear below each picture. For more Etsy fun, check out all my weekly Etsomnia™ posts. Follow me on Bloglovin!
Umbrella-sized leather pirate hat, allegedly.
Desperately overworked jacket, possibly intended as an inept homage to Terry Gilliam.
If you’ve ever owned leather pants, you know they can be difficult to get on. If you’ve ever owned a toddler, you know they’re difficult to dress. Put those two things together, and you get a screaming, squirming toddler with leather pants stuck around his ankles.
Do you and your siblings like frightening vacationing teens but lack the time to create your own masks made from your victims? Etsy’s got you covered!
Is this looking familiar to anyone else?
As horrifying as these “joggers” are, I admit I was really very entertained imagining the noise they’d make if you actually tried jogging.
If you must have a pink leather skull, this is the one to get. By LeviLadyCeramics
Oddly terrifying leather cat purr-se. See what I did there?
Etsy’s slogan should be “If you’re gonna go, go big.” Beautifully-made Gaga-meets-Flash-Gordon-type costume. By DaNeeNa
In the entire history of bathroom-themed furniture, this is hands down the very best leather bathtub sofa EVER. By FabienCustomWork
Her body language suggests she is aware of her crimes against fashion. And she’s not sorry.
After a long day, you’re so happy to return home. You open the door, then hang your keys on the WHHAAAAAAA. . .
Of all the Cthulhu masks I’ve seen – and I’ve seen many – this is easily my fave. By GriffinForge
“Born to ride?” More like born to ride in a pink purse.
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September 17, 2015 at 7:17 am
I’ll ‘fess up…though I am a black leather kind of gal, I would wear the overworked flower jacket 🙂 – Karen
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September 17, 2015 at 7:23 am
I don’t hate it, but it’s way too much look for me.
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September 17, 2015 at 8:10 am
ayy cthulhu ^^
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September 17, 2015 at 8:53 am
It’s a great mask, isn’t it?
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September 17, 2015 at 9:25 am
yeah ^^
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September 17, 2015 at 9:01 am
I was thinking there was not going to be a single item in this edition of Etsomnia that I liked but then you saved the day with Cthulhu. I still would not pay money for it but I do think it is rather cool.
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September 17, 2015 at 9:05 am
It’s pretty awesome. I’d wear it. Maybe not to work, but I’d wear it.
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September 17, 2015 at 9:35 am
Maybe I have led a sheltered life, but I don’t even know what some of those things are used for (especially the ones at the beginning of the post with links), and some of them made me cringe. Although I did love that black and white leather jacket. Nice job…your Etsomnias never fail to enlighten my simple world.
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September 17, 2015 at 11:39 am
Thank you! I’m glad you enjoy them. And now you know about Cthulhu!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu
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September 17, 2015 at 10:26 am
Real scary stuff – especially the unintentional ones! lol!
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September 17, 2015 at 11:39 am
I know just what you mean!
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September 17, 2015 at 11:47 am
I know a tiny bit about Japanese culture and when I saw the kabuki mask I thought to myself “that doesn’t look like any Japanese demon I’ve ever seen.” So I did a little research. Still doesn’t look like any kabuki mask or Japanese demon I’ve ever seen. Also, I wasn’t any more likely to buy the mask after reading that the hawk and owl bits used came from road kill. Not a selling point.
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September 17, 2015 at 12:06 pm
Etsy. Now with roadkill!
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September 17, 2015 at 3:30 pm
I suddenly feel both nauseated and afraid. Why, you think?
Those toddler pants are begging for a blow-out.
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September 17, 2015 at 4:44 pm
Just spit my water clear across my desk. You’re fantastic.
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September 17, 2015 at 4:06 pm
Etsomnia–I love it! I have a serious addiction to Etsy and Pinterest
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September 17, 2015 at 4:45 pm
Oh, have you ever come to the right place!!!
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September 17, 2015 at 4:22 pm
Thanks for linking my design as Pinterest fail, lol! At least I know that I have something eye catching in my shop!! Great blog, by the way.
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September 17, 2015 at 4:46 pm
Thank you for being a good sport! It’s all in fun. By the way, my daughter wants me to buy her your skirt, so everyone wins!
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September 17, 2015 at 9:13 pm
Nice to hear, especially at 5 am, when etsomnia strikes 🙂 This word is going to be my favorite nowadays!
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