Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
This week’s edition is about the nutty proliferation of pumpkin crap which has suddenly appeared in every commercial, on every menu, in everything from pet shampoo and dog treats to beloved snack cakes and classic candy. Look, I like the occasional pumpkin spice latte (that’s PSL to those in the know) as much as the next guy, but enough is enough!