What if you spent every day looking for One Beautiful Thing?

Etsomnia™ Volume 60: Pumpkin Fever


Indeed. By BriscoBrands

Indeed. By BriscoBrands

Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)

This week’s edition is about the nutty proliferation of pumpkin crap which has suddenly appeared in every commercial, on every menu, in everything from pet shampoo and dog treats to beloved snack cakes and classic candy. Look, I like the occasional pumpkin spice latte (that’s PSL to those in the know) as much as the next guy, but enough is enough!

As usual, links to the items for sale appear below each picture. For more Etsy fun, check out all my weekly Etsomnia™ posts. Follow me on Bloglovin!

Basic bitches Fall checklist. By PickMeCups

Very handy basic bitch Autumn checklist

Look! It's a dumberjack! By WarmYourself

Look! It’s a dumberjack! 

I'm not going to lie. I want them. By whimsyandspice

Damn you, Pumpkin Ginger Sandwich Cookies with White Chocolate Filling. Damn you to hell! By whimsyandspice

All the Nope. By HandyMaria

All the Nope

So that happened. By MelsCandlesMore

As disturbing as this whole thing is, oddly enough, it’s the “notes of pear” that disturb me the most

The world's first depressed pumpkin. By FourCreativeSeasons

Thanks to Etsy, now you can make your lingerie drawer smell like pumpkin and the elderly

And this is why you can't have nice things. Like a boyfriend. By SincereCostumes

And this is why you can’t have nice things. Like a boyfriend

Oh, dear. By CrochetItBaby

Proof positive that babies can make anything cute. Sort of

Please brooch responsibly. You wouldn't want to make a pull in your pumpkin sweater. By ByWayOfSalem

Please brooch responsibly. You wouldn’t want to make a pull in your pumpkin sweater

Hipsters love Fall. Douches. By CarnivalOfTheManiac

Hipsters love Autumn. Douches

Somebody call the authorities. This is child abuse. By SpoiledBratz

Somebody call the authorities. This pumpkin pie head thing amounts to child abuse

I would love to tell you what this cat is thinking, but I can't. This is a family show. By ScooterKnits

I would love to tell you what this cat is thinking, but this is a family show

Pumpkin statement necklace so terrible it's almost awesome. ByISewCute

This pumpkin/kitten statement necklace is so deep into the awfulness scale, it has almost swung back around to awesome

How big do you think the coins that she keeps in there are? By StarBags

What size would the money have to be to necessitate a coin purse that size?

Even Italian designers like Miu Miu shit the bed once in a while. Sold by TRIPPandFAWL

From the Miu Miu Foot Binding collection

Author: Donna from MyOBT

I have committed to spending part of every day looking for at least one beautiful thing, and sharing what I find with you lovelies!

13 thoughts on “Etsomnia™ Volume 60: Pumpkin Fever

  1. That Pumpkin Ball Gown is ridiculous! Gave me a great laugh this morning! Thank you!!!

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  2. That was a pretty cool crochet dress. I know someone who would like it a lot 😁

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  3. I agree with you; sometime over the last couple of years, everyone has lost their mind with this pumpkin spice thing. The dog treats crack me up because dogs don’t care what the treat tastes like, they will eat their own poo for crying out loud. The Doritos and the Listerine are the best of your picks today, though. First you eat the PS Doritos (which sound gross BTW), then you rinse your mouth with PS Listerine…NASTY!

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  4. Oh fantastic. First the salted caramels now the pumpkin ginger sandwich cookies to binge on.

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  5. You have outdone yourself: there is nothing remotely appealing in this week’s showcase. I loathe pumpkin spice. It is entirely vile. The fact that entire shelves in the supermarket are filled with every conceivable product made over with pumpkin spice baffles me and makes me dry heave.

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    • I confess to liking it in moderation, but I understand how that volume of something you dislike must be awful. I feel about pumpkin spice how I feel about Christmas. Good in theory, nice in VERY small doses, completely ruined every year by obnoxious overexposure. And yet every year, I am surprised. I’m an idiot that way.

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  6. I second what the cat is thinking!!

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