Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
I have done my share of clubbing over the years, sporting styles that I thought were fabulous at the time, but which would be fairly hilarious today. We wore all kinds of nutty stuff, but I have to say that the current selection of clubwear is every bit as ridiculous as the crap we went out in. An Etsy search for club clothes turns up quite a range of options from lame to lavish, and from unfortunate to downright scary.
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