Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.)
I love fashion. Truly. Love. But bad fashion can make me madder than almost anything else. So when I went to Etsy to look for a little black dress (LBD to those in the know), the atrocities that popped up clearly deserved their own post. I (mistakenly) thought that “How bad could black dresses be?” Sometimes, I’m a total dummy.
As usual, links to the items for sale appear below each picture. For more Etsy fun, check out all my weekly Etsomnia™ posts.