HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS WAS A THING?!?

I’m furious! As much time as I spend on Etsy, how did this escape me until now? I can’t believe I spent the first quarter of 2016 without this calendar. Three wasted months! Ugh. I actually just bought two. Not because I want to give one away, but just in case something happens to the first one.

Anyway, although she was apparently trying to keep it a secret, Etsy seller KateFunk took these hilarious photos of her (poor sainted) cat in costumes, then created the BEST. CALENDAR. EVER. Happily, I can console myself with the fact that in addition to the 12 bangin’ images in the calendar, there are many more equally hilarious cat torture costume photos for sale in her shop.