Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. the surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Lately, I’ve been joyously trolling the stores for new Fall statement pieces (for some reason, I’m really digging most of this season’s trends), and I’ve noticed an astonishing, nay, an astounding quantity of fringe popping up everywhere. Are we really going to do this again? Haven’t we learned our lesson? Wasn’t the last time traumatic enough? Okay, yes, a few people managed to pull it off, but it doesn’t work for everyone. Ready or not, though, here it comes!
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