
Honeywell Inflatable Bubble Tent ($1,950). Because who doesn’t want to live in a snow globe?
Since I keep hearing that huuuge tax cuts are on the way and we’re all going to be rich thanks to trickle-down economics, I thought we should have a plan for all that green coming our way.
My gift guides are typically small-to-medium-budget friendly, but today, I thought I’d throw caution to the wind and explore some of the more extravagant gifts. As my mother told me in Bergdorf Goodman’s when I was a child, just think of it as a museum with price tags. I also usually try to publish my gift guides earlier, leaving enough time to receive the items by Christmas and Hannukah, but hey, if you can afford this stuff, expedited shipping shouldn’t pose a problem!

Yamaha Silent Acoustic Steel Guitar ($500) allows you to play either amplified or completely silently. So cool!

Exerpeutic 2000 WorkFit Treadmill Desk ($879). I would love this for exercising while I work on my blog, but if someone asks me a question while I’m on the treadmill in the gym, I immediately stop walking and fall off. I’d be dead in a week.

Sterling Silver Party Hat from Tiffany & Co. ($1,000). Useless? Sure. Gratuitously expensive? Definitely. But still fun!

1952 M100c Seeburg Select-O-Matic Jukebox ($2,500) Oh, how I long for the space and the coin to own one of these beauties!

Sunset Marine Labs 20 Gallon Jelllyfish Aquarium ($1,600) This is honestly the first thing I’d buy if I won the lottery.

Yves Saint Laurent Roller Skates ($1,195) These make me long for the days of roller disco.

Leisure Season Outdoor Swing Bed with Canopy ($619) I could do some amazing napping in this thing. Of course, I’d also have to hire someone to keep the neighborhood cats off it…

Bowers & Wilkins P9 Premium Headphones ($899) Never tried them, but I’ve heard great things!

Tiffany & Co. Airplane Bank ($2,500). Unless it’s going to hold actual gold doubloons, spending $2,500 on a coin bank seems a little nutty, even for Tiffany. Sure is pretty though!

Aqua Skipper Waterbird Human-Powered Hydrofoil ($650). This looks like so much fun!

Marshall Amp Mini-Fridge ($400). Now THAT’s rock and roll! (And it’s not even very expensive, but when I found it, I knew I had to share it!)

Deglon Meeting Knife Set ($995). These things are fascinating. They’re hollow knives that fit into each other. Magical!

Set of 12 Bubble Ball Soccer Suits ($2,099). I so want to do this! If someone buys these things, will you please invite me over to play?

Chanel 18K Gold Sunglasses ($515) I don’t wear a lot of yellow gold, but these are amazing!

Elisabeth Weinstock Jeffrey’s Bay (Decorative) Snakeskin Surfboard ($5,600) Fabulous!

HTC VIVE – Virtual Reality System ($800) For when non-virtual reality gets too weird.

Cobalt Valkyrie-X Private Plane in Rose Gold ($1,500,000). Rose gold is very in right now…
December 18, 2016 at 8:43 am
I’ll have two of those party hats and party like Madonna!!
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December 18, 2016 at 9:58 am
(Spits out coffee)
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December 18, 2016 at 9:50 am
I love your post
there all pretty cool
If I had to pick one
I’d go for the knives
Since I do a lot of cooking
Sheldon
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December 18, 2016 at 9:59 am
Thank you, Sheldon! Those knives really are stunning!
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December 18, 2016 at 10:16 am
I love those knives. It’s like luxury culinary equipment designed by the Cat in the Hat. The efficiency on space also appeals. But of all the things on this list I would most want if I had so much disposable income I could be interior frivolous would be that jellyfish tank. I could watch jellyfish all day. And I could threaten my enemies with stings.
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December 18, 2016 at 10:50 am
You know I’m obsessed with jellyfish. That would be the first thing I’d go for too, though I hadn’t thought of weaponizing them. Well played.
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December 18, 2016 at 10:29 am
Just in case any rich person knows me and is reading your blog (it could happen), I ‘ll take the hammock, guitar or knives.
By the way, if you lived in Hollywood, I bet you could be someone’s personal shopper.
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December 18, 2016 at 10:51 am
I sometimes think that would be fun, then I realized I’d end up buying even more junk for myself while shopping for others and end up in the hole again.
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December 18, 2016 at 11:44 am
It is good that you know yourself so well.
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December 18, 2016 at 10:54 am
A museum with price tags…gosh, I love that. Oh, that crazy Tiffany, but, yeah, I’ll take one of those.
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December 18, 2016 at 10:56 am
Mom was a clever, clever lady. And when we went to museums (which was fairly regularly), we were both frustrated with the LACK of price tags.
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December 18, 2016 at 12:13 pm
Ha! I have a whole new way of visiting museums now. She was very, very clever!
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December 18, 2016 at 10:28 pm
Rose gold jet. Good grief. I wonder if Melania has one yet.
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December 19, 2016 at 12:33 am
I assume she has two.
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December 20, 2016 at 1:15 pm
That knife set has trip to the ER written all over it….
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December 20, 2016 at 3:02 pm
It so does. I need it!
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December 29, 2016 at 7:35 pm
I waited until AFTER CHRISTMAS to check out this one, because, well, I didn’t want to stumble across something I decided that I really “need”. And mostly, I’m good. Although I have ALWAYS wanted to live in a snow globe.
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December 30, 2016 at 12:58 am
That really does look awesome, but I imagine it would end up covered in bird poop and fogged up. Hope that helps.
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