Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Pillows are one of those Etsy categories that holds many surprises. Some good, some bad, some very, very bad, and, inevitably, some (NSFW) horrid. I decided to skip specialty items like wedding ring pillows and pet beds, but even so, I had a lot of fun looking, and I hope you do, too.
For more Etsy fun, check out all my weekly Etsomnia™ posts!