Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
Over the years, some of the creepiest, weirdest, most disturbing, most confusing things I’ve found on Etsy have featured monkeys. But I’ve also noticed that some of the more creative, haunting, clever items have been monkey-centric, too. You just never know what you’re going to find!
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