Et·som·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
It’s a few days before Christmas, so as is my habit, I’m going to give Etsy sellers a break from my harassment for the holidays. However, I thought rather than skipping Etsomnia™ altogether, I would instead make a list of great Etsy merch instead!
Since the holidays makes me want to surround myself with red, here are some of the wonderful red Etsy items I found. Enjoy!
For more Etsy fun, check out all my weekly Etsomnia™ posts!