Etsom·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.
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That’s definitely going to make an impact! By MmurmuresMore disturbing than scary, especially when you take into account that the maker also suggested it would make a good birthday or Valentine’s Day present…I’m not often into wreaths, but this one is fantastic! By ShabbyWhiteDoorIt’s not clear whether this thing is stuffed or actual taxidermy, but it’s from the eighties, so either way, I’m not decorating with it.“Adult Shawl of skulls.” It’s scary, but not the way they mean.Positively yummy luminary! By MasonRabbitsPaperiePoor thing looks more chilly than scary. Somebody get him a sweater. I love skulls and I love fluorite, so this thing is making me positively tingly! By CrystalLandUSShe seems less like a “scream queen” and more like a cry for helpCreativeFlag, for all your curmudgeonly Halloween needs!Nope, nopity, nope-nope-nope. Also no.I am a total sucker for a velvet pumpkin, and these colors are fantastic. But how would you ever choose? By YourHeartsContent I have seen Hocus Pocus many, many times, But I don’t recall seeing Renee Zellweger. Very impressive, but you’d need to lock it up the rest of the year to keep it from infiltrating your dreams… By NetherworldOddities
First of all, thank you for not including any clowns. Much appreciated. That baby doll head comes a bit close, what with its lead paint face and rosy cheeks, but it technically is not a clown so I am surviving. That cat is also horrific. I absolutely love the bat wreath. I normally only have a wreath on the door for Christmas but that bat wreath could persuade me that Halloween deserves one too. I actually also really like that little clay goblin. He’s adorable.
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October 24, 2019 at 1:19 pm
First of all, thank you for not including any clowns. Much appreciated. That baby doll head comes a bit close, what with its lead paint face and rosy cheeks, but it technically is not a clown so I am surviving. That cat is also horrific. I absolutely love the bat wreath. I normally only have a wreath on the door for Christmas but that bat wreath could persuade me that Halloween deserves one too. I actually also really like that little clay goblin. He’s adorable.
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October 24, 2019 at 1:58 pm
I felt exactly the same about that wreath! Beloved barely tolerates Christmas decorations, so I’m sure I’d never persuade her.
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October 24, 2019 at 1:59 pm
Also, LOL about the clowns
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October 27, 2019 at 5:37 pm
Good grief.
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October 27, 2019 at 5:38 pm
Also, ditto on the no clowns deal. The horror!!
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October 28, 2019 at 6:13 am
Amen!
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