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Etsomnia™ 260: Kitchen Tools


Etsom·ni·a (/etˈsämnēə/), noun, 1. a sleep disorder caused by obsessive Etsy browsing. 2. The surprising arrival of weird handmade merchandise ordered when one is only half conscious. (True story.) 3. An excuse for me to be an obnoxious, snarky New Yorker once per week.

Beloved sent me the listing for the potholder above, and I decided it was so terrible, it deserved its own Etsomnia™. If Etsy is any indication, people love jokey stuff in their kitchens. Not me. I’m a very serious cook, and my kitchen is filled with only the classiest, most professional, most tasteful items.

For more Etsy fun, check out all my weekly Etsomnia™ posts!

Not a sentiment conducive to eating.
This seems like a very good policy. By BaumDesignsShop
That’s a hard no.
It certainly helps me! By LetsSpoonForFun
Now, now. Let’s not start name calling.
Very clever! By BellaJacksonStudios
I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to do that anymore.
I know a few people who need this! By CarvedByHeart
Very good! By ChicByGilmore
That seems unlikely.
My mother would have loved this! By MazieMaeMS

Author: Donna from MyOBT

I have committed to spending part of every day looking for at least one beautiful thing, and sharing what I find with you lovelies!

15 thoughts on “Etsomnia™ 260: Kitchen Tools

  1. I must not be a very fun person. My mind just doen’t go in these directions.

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  2. Some were just awful. And I couldn’t believe some were even allowed.

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  3. MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I think Len definitely needs that cutting board…..

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  4. Bwah ha ha ha! I so need that last item. “Eat or Starve” has been my policy for years. My kids are pretty good eaters compared to the average kid but this particular circumstance we find ourselves living in is definitely challenging their tolerance as I have been making some peculiar concoctions of ingredients for evening meals. I am a pretty good cook so they have all been tasty but they just baulk a bit at the unfamiliar and how many times they can be served rice in one week. But I digress …

    Why are people obsessed with genital and sexual based humour in the kitchen? I don’t get it. Am I prude for thinking that doesn’t accord with food hygiene standards? I also don’t want to associate assholes with spoons. Ouch. And do people really still save pieces of chewing gum?

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  5. I am still laughing. Great humor. I am also in love with my ‘Instant Pot’. What a great kitchen time saver. knock on wood, there is nobody with the virus in my County. Marion County FL. 32113 — Hal

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  6. Thank you for getting me laughing before I’d even gotten into the post!

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  7. These are terrible! Terribly funny! Also not allowed in my kitchen.

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